…I’m at work (it’s slow), and the station where I’m sitting has a Microsoft Natural Keyboard, one of the split-keyboard, ergonomically-correct designs. I used to have one of these until it stopped working. I had forgotten how much I missed it. This design works really well for me. Now I have a similar model made by Fellowes, and it just doesn’t have the same feel.
So yes, it’s true: Microsoft does do some things very weGACK COUGH ***CENSORED